Forgot something

Dad: I forgot my phone! *searches..... finds phone* Huh I have my phone... I forgot something! What am I forgetting?
Mom: Your head....

Parent silliness

Dad: try to go out!
Dad trying to ask if we are leaving.

Mom in russian. Tanuki and i were invited for chili later in the day and told mom that we don't need much food, she was offering.

"Ok! You need to make room  (in stomach ) for the guests."

Sleep talking of the day

Husband's sleep talking contribution of the day: "I have a lesbian!" *in a happy voice*

Odd noises in odd places

So I hear strange singing from the bathroom.

Me: What is going on in there?
DH: I've been pooping for too long and someone mentioned Muppet babies.

Apparently he was singing the theme song in funny voices. 

Interesting store inventory

Friend and I went to a store. She was looking for an inflatable mattress for a guest that was coming soon. We went up the a sales associate.

Friend: Where could we find an inflatable mattress?
Associate: *probably a touch confused from difference from previous conversation with another customer* Huh?
Friend: A blow up mattress?
Associate: Oh! Hmm.. It should be near here... hmmm.
*Associate 2 walks by*
Associate: Hey! Do you know where the blow up dolls are?
Associate 2: WHA? O.O
Associate: Blow up MATTRESS! OMG!
Associate 2: *Gives location while laughing*
Associate: I can't believe I said blow up doll. *laughs*
Us: Have a great day and thanks!

Way with words 2

DH spoke about the mating dance of the North American nerd. A friends' boyfriend apparently has "The mating song of the North American nerd " to match.

Silly Dad Stories (SDS)

Silly Dad stories (SDS): I have been told by several people I should write a book about my family as it would make a wonderful comedy. I'll put in random stories that I remember. As the most common perpetrator of odd stuff is dad he gets to be in the title.

Dad tends to try to make sure we eat fruit which is nice. In the other hand he overdoes it and will sneak fruit into our bags when Mum and I go to work. So we end up with surprise mashed banana in the bag. 

In the past couple of weeks I've extracted chocolates, nuts, apples, tangerines and persimmons from my bag (no bananas this time). Oh and that's what got in before I caught him adding more stuff. He has attempted strawberries and other berries but at least he saw reason on those. It's not a convenient food to have in, or near a lab.

He doesn't usually tell us when what he puts in our bags so unless we look in before we leave home, or catch him in the act its a surprise.

Never a dull moment.