That sun lamp.

Mum this morning while driving:
Me: "It's so gray and dreary."
Mum: "Yeah"
Minute later.
Mum: "Did you see that? That bright lamp, it shined straight into my eyes from the side"
Me: "No"
We pass by a building and get another view.
Mum: "There it is again! What is...... it's the sun!"

Russian Radio person:
"Students get discounts for education....err... medical health related complaints at this doctor."